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You're Here Now, or hmmmm.... are you?
Hello, Goodbye.... haha thought I'd gone then didn't you. Still here, well actually I might not be, because I am writing this now, and not now when you are reading it now, and so now I might not be here, at this now I am but, that now I am not.
Strgate is on now, but it might not be at your now, My god what's that smell? Is that your feet, you need to have a shower right now, well not this now, your now!
Oh there goes my answer machine again,
"Hi this is Jamie, I'm not here right now, leave your name and number after the tone which you'll here now, well not now but your now, because I recorded this before now."
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Aint It Brilliant!!!
Ain't old people brilliant, they're like young people but wrinkly and wiser, and some are even cranky, BRILLIANT, talking of cranky, Ain't sisters Brilliant, they're like brothers but girls, and they smell nicer. Tlaking of smells, this strange smell apparently starts to come from my arse soon, it smells like sour milk, BRILLIANT, Talking of Milk, Ain't it a bit like drinking water, but with taste and whiter, Ain't it brilliant! Ain't milkmen brilliant, they bring you milk and drive around in a cart for an hour at 5m/h and then do nout all day, I mean what do they do? Play golf? Ain't golf Brilliant! |
You Will Respect My Authority!!!
Now you have reached this far along my page you must be AMAZINGLY IMPRESSED Or YOU'RE JUST SAD AND HAVE TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!, did i tell you i can read minds, well yes, yes i can and you think i'm wierd, HEY, Well maybe you think i'm wierd because well, come closer and i'll tell you a secret i will whisper it to you, come on come here uncle Jamie isn't gonna bite, SHHH listen, I'M WIERD AND YOU WERE RIGHT TO THINK I AM TOO!!!, well ain't you glad you got that outta the way now you feel all good inside don't you.Now if you're CRAZY!!!!enough to carry on then plz do because well, i would like you to. |
Hi Kids What'll It Be Today ThenChef)Hey Chef .....(The Kids)
.... How are you today, Ohh boys have i got a treat for you today (Chef begins to burst into song) 2 tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 egg whites, a half a stick of butter, melted. Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon, mix in a cup of flour. You''l be in heaven soon, Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth. Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,and good for you, so suck on my balls.
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Screw You Guys I'm Going Home!!!
If you got this far down my site then thankyou for reading it all, i suppose by now you're quite bored and some of you may never read this but, if you do then you would have which kind of defeats the object of what i'm saying however i am not actually saying anything, but i don't care because as we established before Yes you guessed it, but anywho lets move to the other pages which i assure will be much much better and feel free to send me and e-mail any time.
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